Phones, and Phonies

Welcome back to the Scuttlebutt. Let’s discuss Cell phones, and Phonies of all types.  I realize that covers a multitude of sins, and we’re only going to get to a few of them, but hey, line up the sacred cows, and let’s see how many we can slaughter!

Pour yourself something from the bar, grab a Cubano sandwich, and find a seat at the table. As …