Red One, and other red ones

Hey, Welcome to all the new faces, and welcome back to the rest of you reprobates.  The booze is on the counter next to the microwave, and up in the corner cabinet, the beer and soda are out on the pie shelf, Smoked salmon will be ready in a little bit, lets chat.

Oh, and as always, please notice the cup at the tip jar Where we restock the bar. While you…